Friday, October 31, 2008

San-O Home Improvement Tip No. 337




























Upgrade your light switch covers. It's simple and inexpensive.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Just A Sweet Girl Who Needs A Day At The Beach With Her Uncle























Please be nice to my niece when she comes to San Onofre Surf Beach next Sunday. She’s a sweet girl inside. She has had some problems, but my brother assures me that decapitating and burning her Barbie dolls is a normal rite of passage, though the fire did get out of hand.

The Fire Marshall was exaggerating when he said she drenched half the house in gasoline. Five rooms isn't really half, and they were mostly just the rooms with people in them. The claim that she tied up the whole family with wire while they slept, so that they would burn in the fire, is also untrue. First of all, Grandma was not home at the time, and she is very much part of the family, though she does have her own condo across town where she sleeps.

Secondly, several of them were tied up with extension cords, and while I would agree that there is wire in an extension cord, I think that the difference is important.

Thirdly, if she truly wanted to kill them, she could have done so when she slipped sleeping pills into their evening dinner. I mean really, what was the point? Are we really to believe that she drugged them just so she could tie them up, and she carefully calculated the correct dosage so that they would be awake in morning when she set the house afire; all so that they would be conscious when they were burned alive? That's absurd. If she were that clever, she would have simply given them all a fatal overdose and been done with it. What she told the doctors is just some fantasy.

The blood tests of the family are not reliable. Look that the LAPD and O.J. Simpson. They contaminated the blood in that case. It was proven. I don't think we can believe blood tests that show that all the family members in the house ingested the same pills. And how can they really tell that it was mixed in the food? The same lab tested the leftover food! For all I know the whole lab is contaminated with sleeping pills, so that everything that they test shows signs of sleeping pills.

Really, I just want you to be nice to her. She has just had some issues to deal with. You can read about this normal rite of passage, including how such hatred and violence are normal in a study by the University of Bath.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

I'm Always Amazed When I See A Picture Like This That No One Thought It Was Too Risky





















Of course, the guys who hired the models probably figured that if things go bad, the video will be worth a fortune and customers will line up for blocks to see the show that includes the tiger(s) that went crazy, bit the model(s), etc.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Sunday, October 19, 2008

New Ceiling Fan




















I installed a ceiling fan, shown here, just before the heat wave started. I have air conditioning too, but the ceiling fan has proven popular with the neighbors that I let come over to use my pool when it's hot.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Politics


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Any movement is an illusion.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Cold Water Brings In The Tourists


























Just when you thought that the cold water would drive out the summer crowds, some cold water fanatics from out of town show up to hog the waves.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Celebrity Endorsements

When I see celebrities endorse political candidates, I am reminded of celebrity endorsements in the past.


Monday, October 13, 2008

Military Hand Signals




















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The He'll Be Out In A Minute hand signal is a classic.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Trestles Bike

Add A Board Rack And It Would Be Perfect For Getting To Trestles

Thursday, October 09, 2008

San-O Wine Rack

Accepting Pre-Orders For Christmas

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Must Love Dogs 2.0

A Calendar Devoted To Dog Poop

Sunday, October 05, 2008

Saturday, October 04, 2008

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Happiness

"Happiness doesn't depend on what we have, but it does depend on how we feel toward what we have. We can be happy with little and miserable with much." ~~ William Dempster Hoard