Tubesteak Tribute No. 500,012 - "Choose life"

Tubesteak Tribute No. 500,019 - "Smells like victory"

Tubesteak Tribute No. 500,014 - "We shall fight on the beaches"

Tubesteak Tribute No. 500,015 - "I am the Architect"

Fan No. 10,000,036 of Tubesteak’s Video Blog

Tubesteak Tribute No. 500,011 - "You can't handle the truth"

Tubesteak Tribute No. 500,009 - The Line at San Onofre

Public Service Announcement: Obey The Leash Law

I Do Find It More Crowded Of Late

Hot New Video Game

Ronnie Wouldn't Steer Ya Wrong

Only 352 days 'till Christmas!
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What Is With All The Gay Surfer Photos?

Why did a photo search for "surfing San Onofre" turn up this photo?

Thought For The Day

Where's The Courtesy?

Life Imitates Old Joke No. 341

Life imitates old joke:
John and Jim are walking through the desert. Suddenly, a snake bites the end of Jim's prick! "AAIIIIIII!!" He panics, and John panics. "What can we do?"
"We should call for a doctor." John pulls out his cell phone and calls the doctor.
RING, RING, RING.
J: My friend is bitten by a snake. What to do?
D: What kind of snake?
J: A one meter green-yellow one. What can we do?
D: The only thing you can do, is to suck the poison out. Otherwise, your friend will be dead within half an hour.
John hangs up, looks over at Jim. Jim, pale looking already, asks what the doctor said.
Johny: You'll be dead within half an hour.

Two Cups, One . . No, It's One Cup . . Wait . . Two Girls . . Ah, One . . No, Two . . . Never Mind

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Shorebreak At The Sand Bar This Morning

Stress Reins At Holiday Gatherings

Who's At Fault?

Migrating Penguins (90 seconds)

You Got To Admire The Direct Approach

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Satisfaction - According To Dad

Memorable Picture

Because I am often seen taking pictures at San Onofre, people I don't even know ask me to take a picture of them surfing. I usually reply with something like "Well, do something memorable and I'll take a picture."

Wikipedia: Telling You Which Plants Cure Disease Since 2001

Even More Sandbar Action

I have to apologize for not getting a sequence of pictures of this whole event. You do know how it went from here. It was glorious. The girl on the left hung on like a trooper, even when the wave came down on them and the raft flipped. Maybe it was because she held on so tight that the raft blew out a seam.

Wish On The Sweet Tone Of This Uke

This Really Takes The Joy Out Of Wishing On A Falling Star

Crossing Guard At Our Local Public School

Sebastian

I just hated to let the vet put Sebastian into the incinerator after he died. I thought about having him stuffed, but I didn't want to have him just lying around like more clutter. Finally I thought of a way to have him around, but also have him be functional. I put him on a shelf in the library, but my office manager says that some of the secretaries have complained. I thought women liked cats. I just don't understand women.

A doggie thumb drive that gyrates to simulate sex when accessed

Pricilla Pringles