Monday, June 30, 2008

Air Conditioned Cinema On Wheels




















We went to San Onofre to escape the heat this weekend, but it was too hot even there. Luckily, one of the locals at Surf Beach shared his RV and we watched movies in air conditioned comfort.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Court Protects Right To Guns.



















The U. S. Supreme Court ruled yesterday that the Second Amendment guarantees an individual's right to own and possess guns.

Citizens still prefer to remain anonymous.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

The Real Reason Alberto Left

The reason Alberto Gonzales left the Attorney General's job is much simpler than most people realize. Everyone has a dream to fill. His was to be an Elvis impersonator.

Monday, June 16, 2008

More San Onofre Wind Vane Related Posts From San-O Daze Blog

In homage of Murphy's picture of the redtail hawk sitting on top of The Point's wind vane, these thumbnail images link to San Onofre wind vane related pictures and posts.

Monday, June 09, 2008

Tubesteak's Video Blog Breaks Ten Million Fan Mark Tubesteak

The newest registered fans of Tubesteak’s Video Blog are on tape, and they're coming here for their blog débuts. I'll post them, probably in groups, except the inaugural video (fan no. 10,000,001) and the video of fan no. 10,000,016. You won't want to miss no. 10,000,016.

Here's fan no. 10,000,001.

Saturday, June 07, 2008

Queen of the harpies


Because she would love to be called that on the front page of every newpaper and at the start of every newscast, resulting in greater book sales and increased personal appearance fees.

Friday, June 06, 2008

Udderly True - She Claims To Hold The Guinness World Record For Largest Breast Implants


























I like her quote about not having a boyfriend:

"It takes a very special type of person to be with someone who looks like me because of the reactions I get from people whenever I'm out in public."

That's probably reason number seven on the short list of why you don't have a boyfriend. First on the list is what is going on inside your head.

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Shark Solution From Down Under





















San Clemente (UPI) - San Onofre State Park officials confirmed today that the first shipment of salt water crocodiles will be arriving from Australia in time for the July 4th holiday weekend at San Onofre. The Parks Department is importing salt water crocodiles as an environmentally friendly approach to controlling the Great White shark problem at San Onofre.

“We looked into chemical approaches to the problem – chemicals to drive the sharks away, but surveys show that our visitors are concerned about the amount of chemicals that they are exposed to” says Park Superintendent Chalmers. “Our staff was familiar with the goats used to control weeds in Laguna Beach. Using the salt water crocodile was an obvious solution to our shark problem. The Great White shark has few predators, but luckily these large crocodiles are higher on the food chain.”

The Superintendent says that he expects that complaints about sharks will drop off once the crocodiles get to work.

Monday, June 02, 2008

Sorry For The Obstructions


















I was trying to get some pictures of the clouds that were over San-O on Sunday.

She always gets in front of the camera when I'm trying to get some pictures of cloud formations, mountain ranges, and, as I think about it, just about anything. If I complain, she starts taking off her clothes. I don't know what to do with her.