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Life Imitates Old Joke No. 341
Life imitates old joke:
John and Jim are walking through the desert. Suddenly, a snake bites the end of Jim's prick! "AAIIIIIII!!" He panics, and John panics. "What can we do?"
"We should call for a doctor." John pulls out his cell phone and calls the doctor.
RING, RING, RING.
J: My friend is bitten by a snake. What to do?
D: What kind of snake?
J: A one meter green-yellow one. What can we do?
D: The only thing you can do, is to suck the poison out. Otherwise, your friend will be dead within half an hour.
John hangs up, looks over at Jim. Jim, pale looking already, asks what the doctor said.
Johny: You'll be dead within half an hour.
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